NerdQuest begins as follows:

Name: Edgar Eienhart
Age: 15 and 5/16
Prime objective:
To become the most nerd-like student
at school without getting beat up by
jocks, teachers, or other students.

(and from there it just gets worse...)

    Mea Culpa, Peter Deane
 c8345041@cc.newcastle.edu.au

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[generic]                22109   47968  46.1% -lh5- 56f7 Nov 23  1994 Door.exe
[generic]                  319     484  65.9% -lh5- d0f3 Nov 23  1994 Nerd.doc
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 Total         2 files   22428   48452  46.3%            Apr 14  1995